This week on Craziest Commercials, we take a look at the most peculiar and downright horrifying ads for the Nintendo Entertainment System and its products. Beware the maximum raditude radiating from the following videos — you might walk away from them calling everyone dude.
1) You Cannot Beat Us
The only beating I want to do is with a stick. Gah!
2) First NES Commercial
Consoles come from eggs?
Kirby never needs to pump iron.
This is actually selling me on finally playing Crystalis.
I doubt any newcomer to the Dragon Quest/Dragon Warrior franchise
would have any clue what the game was actually like based on this ad.
6) Ultra Games
But I thought Konami made Ultra Games, not a floating head….
In the words of Ali G, "Stay off the crack."
What if warriors really did have '80s perms?
9) Acclaim Wireless Controllers
They're right! I have a hard time doing backflips while holding a wired controller.
Oi, Samus is a lady!
11) Yoshi's Cookie
When I think cookies, I always think of zombie children.
12) Caveman Games
What a disgustingly sexist game.
13) Game Genie
Oh god, the rad-iation!
14) Dr. Mario
Imagine piercing your nose with a bone, kid. Then you'll know better than to challenge a witch doctor to a video game.
15) Doki Doki Panic!
That's a foreshadowing handshake….
Want more crazy commercial action? Check out the past installments: Atari 2600.
Stay tuned for the Sega Genesis edition coming next week!