Puzzler: Guess the ESRB descriptions

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ESRB ratings usually have hilarious descriptions of the ridiculous things that happen in video games. Read the following excerpts and try to figure out which games they belong to.

       A) Battlefield: Bad Company 2
       B) Bulletstorm
       C) No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise
       D) Uncharted 2: Among Thieves


       A) Grand Theft Auto 4
       B) The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings
       C) Fable 3
       D) Dragon Age 2



       A) Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2
       B) Hitman: Blood Money
       C) Wet
       D) Silent Hill: Homecoming


       A) Batman: Arkham Asylum
       B) Resident Evil 5
       C) Darksiders: Wrath of War
       D) Dead Rising 2


       A) Radiant Historia
       B) Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4
       C) Dragon Quest 9: Sentinels of the Starry Skies
       D) Chrono Trigger


       A) Dante's Inferno
       B) Gears of War 2
       C) Dead Space 2
       D) Crysis 2


       A) Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
       B) MadWorld
       C) Saints Row: The Third
       D) Shadows of the Damned


       A) Catherine
       B) Duke Nukem Forever
       C) Brütal Legend
       D) Sexy Poker


       A) Red Dead Redemption
       B) Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
       C) Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood
       D) Bioshock 2


       A) Mass Effect 2
       B) Fallout: New Vegas
       C) Borderlands
       D) Fallen Earth

Find the answers on page two.


  1. B: Bulletstorm
  2. C: Fable III
  3. C: Wet
  4. A: Batman: Arkham Asylum
  5. C: Dragon Quest IX: Sentinels of the Starry Skies
  6. D: Crysis 2
  7. A: Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
  8. B: Duke Nukem Forever
  9. D: Bioshock 2
  10. B: Fallout: New Vegas


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