Still having a hard time connecting to Blizzard's servers so you can enjoy some demon-slaying and potion-drinking? Well, I can't really help you there, but I can take a slight edge off of your burning fury with a humorous video.
Comparing Diablo III to an attractive, teasing girl isn't much of a stretch. We spend a lot of time thinking about both of them, dreaming of the day we'll finally have one, only to have Diablo 3 (the game or the girl) kick us in the nuts.
Damn you, Error 37. Damn you to the very pits of the Lord of Terror's fiery domain.