I don't own any fish for a couple of reasons. First off, I think their lack of companionship and affection make them lousy pets. Secondly, I don't really like the taste of seafood, so I can't even watch them swim away their boring, sad lives while I imagine how delicious they would taste. Still, seeing this awesome, Mario-themed water tank almost makes me want to go out and start a small aquarium of my own. Almost.