Aisha Tyler: Ubisoft’s meme machine

Ubisoft, stop your search now. Aisha Tyler is your one true conference host, the presenter to rule them all. She presided over your 2012 E3 press briefing like a meme-spouting executioner, verbally pimp-slapping all pretenders and dropping not-safe-for-anyone quotes without pause or apology. It was glorious.

Here’s a few of the awesome — and way, way off-script — gems Aisha graced us with.

Ubi_Aishak "Let's play a game entitled 'How many times Aisha gets girl-wood during this presentation.' We're up to two."
Ubi_AishaI "Come down to the booth and do that shit!"
Ubi_AishaJ "Who doesn't love a zombie?"
Ubi_AishaH "Life is the power that fuels the game."
Ubi_AishaG "I don't want you to smoke me. Or get smoked by a giant black girl."
Ubi_AishaF "I wanna get a tiger, use it as a weapon, and then shoot it."
Ubi_AishaD "The killer freaks slowly evolved into super-awesome, gore-delicious, eating zombies."
Ubi_AishaC "Don't lie, you were looking at the hot girls. Even the girls were looking at the hot girls. Y'know. We're a little bit gay. All of us."
Ubi_AishaA "I'm excited I just got to touch the magic!"
Ubi_AishaB "Losing tastes like pennies."