Video games have changed drastically over the years in terms of visuals and gameplay mechanics and so have our filthy, grown-up minds. While revisiting old titles from the 8 and 16-bit eras, I found myself snickering at some of the scenes and dialog when taking them out of context.
Take a look at 15 harmless games from yesteryear, and let the dirty adult in you ruin your childhood.
Chrono Trigger (Super Nintendo) -- Crono and friends came out of the closet before it was cool.
The Adventures of Bayou Billy
The Adventures of Bayou Billy (NES) -- Billy West always delivers in the end. Always.
Phantasy Star IV: The End of the Millennium
Phantasy Star IV: The End of the Millennium (Genesis) -- An overdose of Viagra is dangerous in every planet.
The Addams Family
The Addams Family (Super Nintendo) -- We didn't need to know about Gomez's dark and devious nooks and crannies. Thank goodness Thing can't talk.
Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!!
Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! (NES) -- When your name is "Little Mac," you need to make up for it in other ways.
Shaq Fu (Genesis) -- What's that green, slime-like substance around Kaori's waist? Oh....
Star Fox (Super Nintendo) -- That's why Falco is so uptight.
Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode
Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode (NES) -- The name Fake Enormous ranks right up there with Solid Snake and Rebecca Chambers as the best video game porn monikers.
Shining Force II
Shining Force II (Genesis) -- I'd advise Peter to ignore the decaying cadaver's request.
The Addams Family Values
The Addams Family Values (Super Nintendo) -- I have no idea what beaver-breath soup is or how it can be wholesome.
Wario's Woods (NES) -- The game's title makes perfect sense now.
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (Genesis) -- Bulk and Skull teach kids about bullying, jealousy, and ejaculation.
Super Adventure Island II
Super Adventure Island II (Super Nintendo) -- Tina is a terrible girlfriend, constantly putting Master Higgins down for being overweight, but at least she puts out.
Rolling Thunder 3
Rolling Thunder 3 (Genesis) -- Dick!! So long.... Someone at Namco let this one slip.
Ghosts'n Goblins (arcade) -- Oh, Arthur.... Princess Prin Prin may have been better off with Satan.
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