Dragon’s Dogma, developer Capcom’s new fantasy role-playing game, includes a feature in which players can take a screenshot any time they want. They can upload these images to an online database to show off how cool their characters look…or just share some random shit that they saw in the game.
The below gallery showcases the more outlandish pictures we found, along with our best guesses as to what the hell is going on in them.
You can find more silliness, as well as some truly impressive shots, at the Gran Soren Times community site.
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Dragon’s Dogma screenshot by dogma5005
Priam had a feeling today was going to be weird.
Source: Capcom
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Dragon’s Dogma screenshot by MEMENTO204
"I am the master of wolves!" Deandra said.
"Please stop," the wolf cried. "You're embarrassing me in front of my friends."
Source: Capcom
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Dragon’s Dogma screenshot by yamagonia
Aemon sighed. "That doesn't look like the most protective armor," he said with as much tact as he could manage.
"Stop objectifying me," Talbot replied.
Source: Capcom
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Dragon’s Dogma screenshot by goe20110
"I'm sorry," said Jaxon. "Did you say something? I can't hear anything through this hat."
"What?"
Source: Capcom
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Dragon’s Dogma screenshot by Rasgryz
Delphina was happy the men were finally bathing, but she hoped nobody she knew would walk by.
Source: Capcom
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Dragon’s Dogma screenshot by killhina
Rikard knew he recognized that dragon from somewhere, but he avoided eye contact because he didn't want things to get awkward.
Source: Capcom
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Dragon’s Dogma screenshot by omyseijin
Molly's short temper and low alcohol tolerance often led to disaster.
Source: Capcom
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Dragon’s Dogma screenshot by shimei11
"Hey, guys!" bellowed the socially awkward Poop Monster. "What are we doing tonight?"
"Just ignore him, Quinn," Arya said. "He'll go away eventually."
Source: Capcom
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Dragon’s Dogma screenshot by chocomint-yuzu
Too late, Serena the highway robber realized that she had underestimated her intended victim. Everyone was carrying mace these days.
Source: Capcom
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Dragon’s Dogma screenshot by Yuri Maehara
"So then we went into the cave, and Rianne was like, 'I sure hope there aren't any goblins in here,' and I was all, 'Grow up, cryba--' OH SHIT, WOLVES."
Source: Capcom
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Dragon’s Dogma screenshot by Hid-Taki
Priam's day hadn't improved since that unfortunate business with the pig.
Source: Capcom
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Dragon’s Dogma screenshot by Curry1207
"We can't fight yet," said Marcus. "Someone has stolen my wallet."
Source: Capcom
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Dragon’s Dogma screenshot by popizoo
"Hark, villains! I will grind your bones to dust, and with your blood and it, I'll make a paste, and of the paste a coffin I will rear and make two pasties of your shameful heads...ladies."
Source: Capcom
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Dragon’s Dogma screenshot by FelipeOgami
Horseriding fatalities in Gran Soren were way down since pub owners instituted a "Free Jester Ride Home" program.
Source: Capcom
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Dragon’s Dogma screenshot by muratyame
"Don't look now," Byron said, "but you have a spider on your shirt. Hold very, very still."
Source: Capcom
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Dragon’s Dogma screenshot by thegerms90
"You can't hit me -- I have the reflexes of a cheetah and twice the speed," Dermot boasted, adding: "Oh, fuck, my spine!"
Source: Capcom
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Dragon’s Dogma screenshot by PB_Scofield
"They all mocked me when I took up Deermancy," Roland cried as he cast a Rain of Hooves spell. "Who's laughing now?"
Source: Capcom
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Dragon’s Dogma screenshot by o6144a51
"We're off to the dance fights, Malena," her friends said. "Want to come along?"
But Malena wasn't feeling it at all.
Source: Capcom
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Dragon’s Dogma screenshot by redcomet0120
Tired of her meddling in their affairs, Vesperia's party members referred to her as "bossypants" when they thought she couldn't hear them.
But she HAD heard them...kinda.
Source: Capcom
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Dragon’s Dogma screenshot by orokona
As he plummeted to his death, Priam couldn't help but wonder if he'd turned the gas off when he'd left the house that morning. He hated when that happened.
Source: Capcom
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