Hey-o, kiddies. Here’s the news of the week in the tl;dr format you’ve come to love and depend on:

Now go out there and enjoy the beautiful weekend that awaits. Or stay in and celebrate the 25th anniversary of Star Trek: The Next Generation with a marathon Blu-ray sesh of the first season. Up to you, really.

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