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Developer challenges my mom to review Escape Goat 2

Mike: That was the hard part. Just go get the key.

Mom: Let’s see.

Mike: There you go. Now just go through that door.

Mom: I have to go up to the door?

Mike: That’s easier. Look. Use single jumps. Single jumps will get you there. Jump, then go right. Jump and go left.

Mom: Jeez. Oh, no.

Mike: There you go. See?

Mom: OK, I’m there.

Mike: Push up now, when you’re —

Mom: Oooh.

Mike: See? You beat the first level.

Mom: God.

Mike: All right. Push A. Start the new level.

[My mom is reading the text on the screen.]

Mom: “I knew you’d come. I’m taking you now, just ahead.” I have to go and get that key?

The second level wasn't nearly as tough for my mom.

Above: The second level wasn’t nearly as tough for my mom.

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Mike: Yeah. I don’t know how. You probably do something with these blocks, I bet. Oh, I see. You’re fine. You have to jump up there and jump against that. Just jump against — there you go.

[My mom beats the second level with much less difficulty.]

Mom: I got through two levels.

Mike: That’s not bad, yeah. I don’t think you got through a single level in Dark Souls II.

Mom: Nope. That was a creepy game.

[As if merely mentioning Dark Souls II is a curse, my mom immediately falls to her death.]

Mom: Oh, now I’m dead!

Mike: That’s OK, you’re back.

Mom: What’s that exclamation?

Mike: It told you to push the R — I know what to do.

Mom: Where’s R?

Mike: It’s this one. Oh! It makes you do a dash. Go to the ledge and push R. Closer to the ledge. You’ll dash right over the gap.

Mom: Oh!

Mike: That’s a couple more times dying.

Mom: I don’t understand.

Mike: Go as close to the ledge as you can. Now do it.

Mom: I’ll fall off again.

Mike: No, you won’t. You’ll clear the gap this time. See?

Mom: Oh.

Mike: OK. Do that again, the ledge. No, the other — no!

Mom: What am I doing?

Mike: Go across the ledge again with the R button. There you go. See?

[My mom notices more fire.]

Like these guys, my mom apparently worships fire.

Above: Like these guys, my mom apparently worships fire.

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Mom: Is that going to burn me?

Mike: No. Um. …

Mom: Do I go down here?

Mike: No, that’s a bad idea. Jump and then push R into the fire. Double jump next to the fire and push R.

Mom: Yeah. Easy for you to say.

Mike: Well, it’s just three buttons. Oh, I see. You have to jump really high, Mom, and then push R to go over. Get as close as you can, jump, and at the height of your jump jump again, and then push R.

Mom: I can’t do –

Mike: Yes you can. No, no. Jump. Jump. R.

Mom: Agh!

Mike: See, it’s teaching you to do all the little things you need to do in the game.

Mom: Oh, this is only teaching me?

Mike: It’s teaching you while you’re playing. It just gets more complex the more you play it.

Mom: Oh, lord.

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Mike: Just step on that latch down there.

Mom: I can’t get down there.

Mike: If you zoom I bet you can fit.

Mom:  OK, how do I zoom?

Mike: No, the dash you’ve been doing, with the R. Well, the other way.

Mom: Yeah … I can’t fit in there.

Mike: Try zooming when you’re at the top.

Mom: I don’t know what zooming is.

Mike: That’s the dash thing! Same thing. I’m just using different words.

Mom: That doesn’t work.