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University of Missouri alum. Host of the Gamers on the Go podcast and co-host of the World 8 podcast.

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stories by Chase Koeneke

Chase Koeneke’s Top 10 of 2012

In January, I made a list of all the games I knew I wanted this year: The ones I was sure would be locks for the top spots in my Game of the Year list. This list was dominated by big-budget sequels like Borderlands 2, Assassin's Creed 3, and Halo 4.

Now in December, I look at my GOTY list, and it looks nothing like the January one. Some early locks scraped by (Borderlands 2), some just barely missed the cut (Halo 4), and one in particular was gravely disappointing (Assassin's Creed 3).

It was a surprising year, and I couldn't be happier.

Borderlands 2 report card: An article two years in the making

Two years ago, I wrote an article entitled "What Borderlands 2 needs to do to keep me satisfied." I adored the first Borderlands, but it also built up a few expectations in my mind for what developer Gearbox had to …

Gaming Bitmob: How to make the front page

Writing a story and having it make the front page of Bitmob brings about a great feeling, one I have been lucky enough to experience on a number of occasions. In the interest of sharing that feeling with my fellow …

Save-file discovery: The lost culture of used cartridges

They don’t make ‘em like they used to.

That’s less the rambling complaint of an elderly gentleman (who would probably go on to talk about the number of miles he would walk to school and back every day, both ways …

Xbox SmartGlass might just save the Wii U

At Microsoft's 2012 Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) press briefing, the company introduced a new technology called Xbox SmartGlass. What appears to be an app for tablets and smartphones will allow you to tie your console experience to other related content, …

6 theories concerning the origins of the elusive Shy Guy

Shy Guys are the best kept secret in the Mario universe. We have little hard evidence with regard to their true nature, giving us almost no insight as to who — or what — they are. But with the few …

2011 Year in Review: Chase Koeneke Edition

I had considered writing a year in review earlier, but it wasn’t until I read Daniel Feit’s that I became motivated enough to actually go through with it. While I keep a list of games I conquered over the year, …

An ode to the best color in gaming

It’s mid-February 2002 and a 12-year-old Chase is ecstatic to get his first brand-new, not hand-me-down home console. I go with my father to the local game store and they ask me what color Gamecube I want: Purple or black?…

What games can learn from comic books

NOTE: This is my entry into December's Secret Santa Bitmob Writing Challenge. I was challenged to discuss the relationship between comic books and video games.

When I am forced into one of those dreadful conversations about video games as art …

A Wish List for Fire Emblem 3DS

After reading Patrick Molloy’s strategy-RPG article, I was inspired to go back to two of my favorite game franchises: Advance Wars and Fire Emblem. While on the surface, these games are extremely similar; they have key differences that make …

Bitmob Writing Challenge Collected Works: Stick to the script

The Bitmob community, as well as every person named Matt or Matthew, came out in force for September’s writing challenge. Eight people answered the call and developed scripts for games both real and fictional.

A tale of two Goombas
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Reminder: Bitmob Writing Challenge September 2011

September's winding down, and we've had a grand total of zero entries submitted for this month’s writing challenge. Now is as good a time as any to remind you that it's still going on. So take off those journalist hats …

Bitmob Writing Challenge September 2011: Stick to the script

Bitmob is a great outlet for amateur journalists to hone their skills. What about those of us, however, who aspire to not just write about video games, but to actually write the stories for the titles themselves? This month’s challenge …

Stick to the Script Example: Boo-Hoo Boss Battle

For this writing challenge example, I chose to design a fictious boss battle set in the Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island universe. I decided to write a script and added in a few pictures at the end for reference, …

Four Mario Kart 7 power-ups that should be in the game (and one that shouldn’t)

Mario Kart 7 is almost here, and that means a lot of swearing is soon to come.

Every iteration of the arcade-racer series has brought with it a plethora of power-ups, and I expect Mario Kart 7 to be no …

How should a game journalist be judged?

I don’t much care for Leigh Alexander. Not in a “I’d spit in her face if I saw her” type way – can’t really think of anyone I’d do that to actually – but in a way that makes me …

Super Smash Bros. Wii U and 3DS: Who will make the cut?

At this year's E3, Nintendo revealed that Smash Bros. creator Masahiro Sakurai (fresh off of Kid Icarus: Uprising) is working on a new installment for both the Wii U and the 3DS.

Needless to say, I’m quite excited. I’ve …

A Last Hurrah for the DS: Monster Tale

With the 3DS in stores and in people’s hands, it’s only a matter of time before Nintendo begins their eventual ratcheting down of support for the DS line. Despite the lack of a great launch lineup (although I would whole-heartedly …

Why game music matters

Kotaku’s Stephen Totilo recently posted an article claiming that video-game music is not as important as many people believe it to be. For those lacking the time or interest to read his entire argument, here’s an abridged version:

Totilo used …

Gaming growing pains: Puberty

In Mark Diagle’s recent article “The Big Bang Theory: Symptom of a larger problem, perception,” Mark finds that the CBS sitcom “The Big Bang Theory” shows gamers in a negative light and is actually holding us back from achieving equality …

One and done: Does David Cage have a point?

In an article on Destructoid in 2009, Quantic Dream’s David Cage was quoted as saying that replaying the 2010 PlayStation 3 exclusive Heavy Rain would “kill the magic of it.”


Remember this scene? Make sure you only see it once.

Why I’m not buying OnLive

OnLive, on paper, is a really great idea. For those of us — myself included — without hulking towers of full of graphics cards and RAM, we now have an opportunity to play a game like Crysis without fear of …

Roll credits: When is a game “beaten”?

My friend and fellow World 8 co-host Bryan Edelman and I decided to each keep a list this past year of every game we beat to better reflect upon all the titles we experienced, like a scrapbook of sorts.

As …

Exploring the Lifespan of a Review Score

1UP’s Jeremy Parish recently reviewed Golden Sun: Dark Dawn for the Nintendo DS. He gave it a “B,” though you wouldn’t really know why by reading the text of his review.

Either way, the score seemed to perturb one commenter, …

Costume Quest: Turning Candy Corn into Milk Duds

Think about the qualities of poorly reviewed games: short, linear, easy. These are pejoratives we hear all the time.

Costume Quest is all of these things, but it’s better for them. “How can this be?” you may be asking yourself. …

Sonic 4: The Bad Kind of Déjà Vu

Sonic 4: Episode 1 is the best console Sonic game since the Dreamcast.

It’s a true statement, but instead of being an accomplishment, it only serves to remind us how awful console Sonic games have been these past couple console …

Concept Album: Sonic the Hedgehog 2

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In my opinion, video game music died with the Nintendo 64 and the Sony PlayStation. It’s not …

Why Fighting Games DON’T Suck: A Counterpoint

In a recent Examiner.com Chicago article, Alexander Hinkley told us "why fighting games suck.” I’m not sure why he did this. Maybe he thought we were all having a bit too much fun with our Street Fighters and our Tekkens. …

The (Eventual) Death of the JRPG

….on console.

After reading Eugene Kang’s “Complexity is Killing the JRPG,” and the point/counterpoint from B. Chambers and Jon Porter about whether JRPG’s need to be fixed or not (not to mention the 120+ hours of Dragon Quest 9 I’ve …

Bored with Bowser

Editor's note: I'm in Chase's camp — I'm sick of beating up on Bowser in Mario games. It's time to let some of his other foes spread their villainous wings. -Jason

Plumbers and turtles. They’ve been locked in a crazy, …

Crackdown 2 and Just Cause 2: The New Trends in Demos

Demos haven’t changed much in their short history. We’ve gone from demos on discs to downloadable ones, but that hasn’t changed the content of demos, just the way we receive and consume them. Crackdown 2 and Just Cause 2’s demos …

Know Your Role: GLaDOS, Turrets, Ratman, and the Weighted Companion Cube

There aren’t many characters in Portal – about five depending on your definition of a character.

Chell is basically a blank slate. She has no real background of which to speak. Hell, it takes a bit of work just to …

Community Call Out — Taking the Plunge: Your First Bitmob Article

Editor's note: Chase's call-out idea is awesome. That's all you really need to know from me. Check it out! -James

What brings you to Bitmob? No, really…I want to know. What made you write your first post?

I hypothesize …

Four Red Dead Redemption Hunting Stories: The Ones that Didn’t Get Away

Editor's note: Raccoons and armadillos beware when I'm on the range in Red Dead Redemption. Seems like Chase is hunting bigger game, though…or vice versa. -Demian

Until Red Dead Redemption rolled into town in a cloud of dust and hawk feathers, no …

Podcasting Dos & Don’ts

I love podcasts of all kinds, especially video game podcasts. I truly believe they are the next step in video game journalism. Unfiltered opinions, usually glazed in a hilarious, metaphorical candy shell, a podcast is a source of news and …

Fog of War: Turn-Based RPG’s are Best for Mobile Gaming

Like a lot of gamers out there, my first console was a Nintendo Entertainment System. But while I loved playing that Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt dual cartridge, it didn’t completely entrance me. There was still a chance that I’d grow …

Letters to an Absent Father: Pokemon Comics

What started as a four-part series has evolved — pun not intended — into a nine comics and a desktop wallpaper for Mare Odomo.

Letters to an Absent Father is a comic strip detailing how Pokemon trainer Ash Ketchum deals …

Field Week Event: WarioWare D.I.Y. Design Contest

Happy Field Week everybody! 

I’ve been playing WarioWare D.I.Y. almost non-stop since it came out and with my new DSi XL purchase, I don’t see that passion ending for a while.

So when Alex and Cody first mentioned the idea …

If This Won’t Make You Call Your Mom Today, Nothing Will

Maybe you saw it when it first came out. Maybe you missed it. In any case, on this day where we celebrate all that our mothers have given us, I implore you to watch this.

I don't know about you …

Gamer Tourism: Columbia, Missouri

Don’t let the recent events showcased by Digg deter you, Columbia, Missouri is actually a really nice place to live, gamer or otherwise.

I’ve lived in/near Columbia my entire life and wouldn’t want to live anywhere else (ok, maybe Boston. …