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Tertiary administrator, video game blogger.

Location:Gold Coast, Australia

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Review Fight Club: Castlevania: Lords of Shadow – Mirror of Fate (3DS)

Sometimes I think games that fall outside of the AAA sphere get bullied unnecessarily - Castlevania: Lords of Shadow - Mirror of Fate is one of those games. Rather than allow it to stay in Review Hell, I've decided to step in and defend it from unfair criticism.

Sleeping Dogs Review (PS3): Undercover Gangster’s Paradise

There comes a time when I think I have every video game genre pegged. First person shooters more than anything else, I guess – but, yeah, sometimes I’m almost certain of what I’ll find when I boot up a game …

DmC: Devil May Cry Review (PS3): Old Dog

I take Ninja Theory's reboot of Devil May Cry for a spin with sexy results. This old dog has some new tricks, but it's still that same dog you've loved for over a decade; don't let the haircut fool you.

Milkshake Resolved: A Dead Island Riptide poem

Dealing with issues regarding Dead Island: Riptide's Zombie Bait edition in rhyme. This marketing goof is a serious crime. Stop by and have a read. Fuel the change that gaming needs.

The High Horse Audit 2012, Part 2: The most disappointing game of 2012

For the first part of the 2012 High Horse Audit, click here.

It was always going to be hard to follow 2011. If it’s possible to pity a year, I truly feel sorry for 2012. That’s not to say that …

Far Cry 3 is a living exercise in dark tourism

This article contains mild spoilers about Far Cry 3.

I used to own a Transformers-branded wallet made of synthetic material, complete with Velcro straps, for around three years. It had everything I needed: separate zipped sections for notes and coins, …

When video games and music come together and create memories

When my wife and I started dating, I began using the same cologne I wear today. It's to the point now where I can't even smell it anymore. I, apparently, exude a frangracne of apples and selected spices all the …

The high-horse audit: Top 5 games of 2012 (so far)

Time is money. This old adage has meant more to me this year than it ever has. A new job, a longer commute, and a growing family means that time for gaming is becoming scarce and all the more precious. …

E3 2012: Where dedicated gaming handhelds went to die

I'm a handheld enthusiast, have been since I first saw the full-color glory of the Sega Game Gear.

The proliferation of cheap tablet-and-smartphone games has meant tough times for the dedicated gaming handheld. The Nintendo 3DS had its price slashed …

Hitman: Absolution trailer is indicative of gaming’s broken culture

Trigger warning: rape, violence against women.

If you have eyes, ears, and an internet connection, I've no doubt that you've seen the controversial trailer for Hitman: Absolution. There's also a solid chance you've read something of the video game rape …

Shining a Torchlight on Diablo III’s Starter Edition

I was so close to buying Diablo III. It was in my cart. I only had to click a few more buttons to have Blizzard's latest masterpiece in my hands. 

I held my nerve, though, and appealed to someone, anyone …

3 games to rekindle a friend’s love for gaming

A few weeks ago, my best friend — let's call him Gravy — made an admission that rocked me to my very core: He was falling out of love with games.

I can understand why. He's got two growing boys, …

Prototype 2 Review (PS3): A bloody good time

I love sandbox action games. Now that I've moved away from my hometown and don't have any readily-available friends for local play, I dare say that the genre has eclipsed fighters as my favourite. There's something so powerful about the …

Prototype 2 is best experienced with witnesses

You need to do me a favor. Bro me a solid, if you will (I understand if you won't): Play Prototype 2, and make sure people are watching.

Keep in mind that this game is in no way suitable for children: …

Backlog Tweetbook Q&A: Why do you love Borderlands?

Controversial admission: I don't like Borderlands. Don't get me wrong, I've tried; and this response to the latest "Bitmob Wants You" callout marks my fourth attempt at taming Gearbox Software's RPG/FPS hybrid.

After investing a few more hours, I still …

Rayman Origins will teach my niece how to game

My niece, Arabelle, is about six months old, but I'm fairly sure that she'll end up a nerd like her father, her uncle, and her aunty. In terms of learning to love fantasy and the opportunities that come with a …

I’m happy being a number on Metacritic

Pardon the self-indulgence, but this past week I achieved one of my life’s goals: Metacritic listed one of my reviews.

Since its inception, Metacritic has been a mysterious arbiter for the video game industry. It doesn't have as great an …

Journey into past anxiety

To me, Journey is not only a poignant representation of the circle of life. It's a beautiful game that evoked some anxiety-laden memories. The more obvious themes of the title inevitably forced me to reflect on those that I love, …

Journey Review (PS3): The meaning of life

Despite my best efforts, I've so far been unmoved by thatgamecompany's previous efforts, flOw and Flower. I couldn't adapt to the former's Sixaxis controls, while Flower proved to be a little too abstract for me to want to follow …

Uncharted: Golden Abyss swipes, rubs and cuts in the right direction

This post contains spoilers for Uncharted: Golden Abyss.

Uncharted: Golden Abyss features a Nathan Drake that I can live with. Not as in sharing the same domestic space. He's a charming young man — don't get me wrong — but …

The PlayStation Vita will not survive in Australia

Ever feel like something that you desperately want to succeed is destined to fail?

I have before, and now I do again. The PlayStation Vita hits Australian stores on February 23, but it's already looking to be somewhat of a …

Download these 5 PSP games onto your PlayStation Vita

Recently, Sony released a list of PlayStation Portable titles that are compatible with the incoming PlayStation Vita. There were some notable omissions (Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker and Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories) and the promise of …

Soul Calibur V Review (PS3): The soul giveth and the sword taketh away

It was a bright Saturday afternoon when I'd first realised that I didn't like the direction that the Soul Calibur series had taken. I'd just finished an hour long session against a skilled opponent who'd bested me five times straight …

Temple Run Review (iOS): Success is paid for, not earned

I'm still not a convert to iOS gaming, or the mobile scene at large. There are a few exceptions: addictive, though ultimately-shallow experiences that keep me hooked for a few hours but – in most cases – fail to deliver …

Havoc Review (iOS): Frustration in storybook form

Full disclosure: Dinoroar Interactive provided me with a copy of Havoc for the purpose of this review. 

It's a question that keeps me up at night. How do you assert yourself (or your product) in a marketplace that is crowded …

Gotham City Impostors Beta Impressions (PS3): Soar like a chubby eagle

Who would have thought that a first person shooter loosely based on the Batman license would have been any good? Despite my lack of faith, Gotham City Impostors may just be the surprise of the year. You can dismiss this …

Couch your feelings

Tonight will be the last night that I spend on this couch. The "leather" has started peeling, there's hair from creatures of various species tucked between each cushion, and the armrests have started to cave in. I've never liked this …

Lightning Focus

I'm trying to find my Focus.

I'm supposed to be giving my PlayStation Portable its last rites. That was going swimmingly until Saturday afternoon: I'd just finished Resistance: Retribution – which didn't get half as much praise as it should …

The Circle Pad Pro is a knee-jerk reaction to a design flaw

This past week, Nintendo finally brought their 3DS eShop into the modern era by offering downloadable demos for Resident Evil: Revelations and Cooking Mama 4. Outrage at the limited use of said demos aside, 3DS owners are now allowed …

RAAM’s Shadow Review (Gears of War 3 DLC – X360): That’s no school… it’s a space station

Growing up with games like  Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight and Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness, I mourn for the days where the expansion pack reigned supreme. Add-ons like Mysteries of the Sith and Beyond the Dark Portal offered …

Mario Kart 7 Review (3DS): Vengeance is a dish best served cold

I've always had mixed feelings towards the Mario Kart series. I haven't played every instalment, but when I pick one up I often find that I have a visually-pleasing racer with woefully-scaled difficulty levels, belligerent AI and addictive mechanics that …

Saints Row: The Third Review (X360): I’m an idiot, I’m a hero, I’m a zombie

Saints Row – a series that is equal parts essential and disposable. The first instalment providing the Grand Theft Auto patch that Xbox 360 early adopters craved, with enough personality, flair, and humour to be considered essential. The sequel returned …

It’s my life: A nihilist reading of Saints Row: The Third

 Note: This post is a response to the Bitmob Writing Challenge – January 2012. This post also contains spoilers for Saints Row: The Third.

That is the most extreme form of nihilism: nothingness (the "meaningless") eternally!

Friedrich Nietzsche 

How Gears of War saved my life

Note: This post is in response to the Bitmob Secret Santa Writing Challenge. Jolly Old Saint Nick gave me a topic that reads "What game this generation have you sunk the most time in?"

I had a difficult 2007. With …

3 surprisingly good 3DS games from 2011

Have you ever bought a game without hearing or reading anything about it? I mean nothing, not even a bad review?

That happened to me this year. I picked up a Nintendo 3DS game that I heard absolutely nothing about, …