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Writer, surfer, gamer, optimistic misanthrope.

The blog I write every morning when I’m hungover: http://burntsyrkut.blogspot.com/

Location:Charleston, SC

stories by Ned Lesesne

Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon is a hilarious, neon-drenched exercise in nostalgia (review)

Ubisoft's standalone Far Cry 3 expansion is a love letter to 1980s cyberpunk written on C4 and stuffed in an anthrax envelope.

More realistic graphics should make us reconsider video game violence

Games invoke empathy but never from our acts of digitized violence. As games move ever-closer to photorealism, this will cease to be the case.

Quick-time events are holding back the development of video game storytelling

How else are players supposed to feel like they’re part of an interactive storytelling experience? Actually control it? Madness.

Saint’s Row is a laugh in the face of ‘serious’ games

Games aren't always about mature storytelling and deep meaning. They're about having fun.

Dead Space 3 had to evolve in a new direction

Dead Space 3 hasn't garnered the overwhelmingly positive critical reception of its predecessors, but that has very little to do with the game itself.

A Week of Mass Effect

Fine. I admit it. I never finished the first Mass Effect. I'm not proud of myself, but I’m damn sure not going to make any excuses. Excuses like RPG fatigue. Excuses like eighteen credit-hours a semester. Excuses like alcoholism. Excuses …

The Dark Potential of Serialized Gaming

Unfortunately for those of us that want to do something productive before we die, Netflix streams serialized television series in their entirety. I’d never seen much of ABC’s now infamous “Lost” franchise until recently, but since its streaming release on …

Let’s have a Ned Discussion: MW3 Hardened Edition

 

As Modern Warfare 3 was released last night to much fanfare (e.g., cold nerds in long lines), I feel it’s time for a frank discussion about MW3’s Hardened Edition. Though, as I don’t know anyone named Frank, I suppose …

Uncharted 3: The future is now

 

I longed for a number of things while immersed in the turbulent throes puberty.

See boobs.

Touch boobs.

Drive a sweet car.

See boobs while driving a sweet car.

See and touch boobs while driving a sweet car and

Let me be Batman: How Arkham City reflects the video-game industry

I remember Batman: Arkham Asylum vividly. It could have been the revisits (three) or my love for all things Batman. It could have been the game’s technical precision. It could have been the cold crack of henchman bones under my

Games costumes: What not to do

Everyone tries…some more than others.

I love Halloween…the weather, the candy, the costumes, the excuse to consume a massive amount of alcohol, and a free pass to dress like a complete idiot. Come to think of it, Halloween’s nothing if …

That’s Not Herpes. Take Your Zombrex.

 

Editors Note: The following piece regarding Capcom's Dead Rising 2 was hastily thrown together by Mr. Lesesne while under the influence of Irish Coffe and sleep deprivation. It serves as the first cohesive piece of game writing that