Alan Wake is blowing up. The PC version of his first game already made back all of its development costs, and his Xbox Live Arcade semi-sequel, American Nightmare, inspired Bitmob’s own Evan Killham to think about which other genres the series could tackle. That means there’s only one logical next step for a character on such an impressive career trajectory: a movie. But who could handle the immense pressure of actually writing one? I don’t know, probably Orci and Kurtzman … but we don’t have their number.