We really feel sorry for you if you suck at games. It must be embarrassing. But don’t cry. That’s childish. Instead, kick your console. Really hard. That’s the adult thing to do. Just don’t blame us if you break your system! We’re just following the instructions of this random comic from the 80’s that shares the secret to obtaining high scores [via Retroist]:

Since reading this comic we can confirm this trick really works. Strangely enough, it also works on vending machines, too. Mmm — free Cheetos!