Man, we hate life. So crappy! We have to work, eat, and generally keep productive. Ugh. Can it get any worse? Ah! Let’s not even think about it. Anything worse would make us more depressed, and we’re already fat and totally bummed out as it is.
Even Superman would likely play our game over his Nintendo 64 abomination. Err, on second thought, maybe not. Guess real life isn’t that bad.