We really have a hard time staying awake playing games. Can you blame us? It’s so tiring. You have to continuously press buttons over and over. Yawn — we’re exhausted just thinking about it.

So to help us stay awake, we consume lots of sugar, caffeine, and other crap our bodies don’t need. Like the stuff found in this Gears of War Imulsion Energy Drink [via technabob]:

Looks delicious, doesn’t it? Of course it doesn’t. But, if you want to buy a can, you can purchase one over at Amazon for three bones. Warning: This stuff will grow hair on your chest. And possibly other places, too.