In case you don’t remember, we’re pretty darn good at Super Mario. When we beat it, we have so many points left over. Tons! More than 200, definitely. Probably even more than 500. But definitely (and we mean definitely) more than 700!

This guy, however, he’s terrible at Mario. So bad, in fact, that he only earned a measly, pathetic 700 points for the whole game. What a loser! Just check out how much he sucks:

Why, it’s almost like he had to practice to be this crappy at the game. Either that or he’s just truly terrible. Hmm… Wonder which one it is? Yeah, you’re right — probably the latter.