OK, OK — it seems some of you pea-brained folks out there in Internetland have been having trouble figuring out the video game characters in our weekly Guess Who game. So I made this week’s five seemingly random clues easier. I hope so, at least. Because if you don’t get this one, you might need to invest in a brain implant.

Guess Who

1. Throughout my career, I’ve accumulated sizeable assets. Cha-ching, cha-ching!

2. Speaking of my career, I’ve been whored out quite a bit. Probably doesn’t help that I do dirty work.

3. I’m always sporting a two-piece getup. No, not a bikini, perv!

4. I love rebooting my computer. Keeps things fresh.

5. Some people think I’m a thief, but the only thing I steal is glances.

Who am I 

Continue after the break to find out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Quit staring — I’m Lara Croft from Tomb Raider!

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