Ever get those days where you're ambushed by a pack of living Buddha deity statues while trudging along a dusty road? Asura's Wrath feels your pain, man.
• This trailer for Asura's Wrath surprisingly features a slightly restrained Asura. Of course, this phenomenon lasts all of one second after someone so much as bats an eyelid in his direction.
Continue after the break for a man making explosion noises while endorsing Call of Duty Elite and the precise hand gestures needed for victory in Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games.
• Meaty-voiced actor Patrick Warburton and his band of "Bitch Slappers" extol the virtues of Call of Duty Elite. I'd probably make more of an effort to take this trailer seriously if I wasn't constantly getting distracted by the sound of humility noisily dying.
• Besides sounding like a Clue solve, Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games packs together a cast of familiar faces competing for round pieces of metal. I wonder what the hand movement for the Greco-Roman wrestling activity will be….