Ubisoft, stop your search now. Aisha Tyler is your one true conference host, the presenter to rule them all. She presided over your 2012 E3 press briefing like a meme-spouting executioner, verbally pimp-slapping all pretenders and dropping not-safe-for-anyone quotes without pause or apology. It was glorious.
Here’s a few of the awesome — and way, way off-script — gems Aisha graced us with.