The Saints Row franchise is bananas. It features ludicrous characters, hilarious parodies, and dumb dialogue. Developer Volition didn’t need to do anything else to prove how crazy it is … but then it did.

Saints Row IV publisher Deep Silver is selling a special-edition version of the game for $1 million. That is 1 million American dollars … real currency.

It’s called The Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition AKA The Million Dollar Pack. It comes with Saints Row IV: Commander in Chief Edition, a bunch of in-game items, and a few special bonuses. This is legit:

That’s the most amazing bullet-point list I’ve ever seen.

This is real. Deep Silver is selling just one of these insane special editions. If you’re interested in The Million Dollar Pack — and are also an oil baron — you can e-mail Deep Silver to begin the purchasing process. You’re just $1 million away from towing your Prius with a Lamborghini while getting surgery to look like Saints Row’s Johnny Gat while floating in space and looking at pictures of your trips to Dubai and Washington.

Saints Row IV is due out for Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and PC Aug. 20. It tells the story of the Saints’ leader, who is now the President of the United States, as he tries to rescue his homies from a Matrix-like digital prison run by aliens … it’s basically about as crazy as a $1 million special edition for a video game.