What it does: Nothing. Just sits there being adorable and completely nonthreatening.
How to make it:
Impossible. If I could make Placid Raccoons, I’d just do that all the time and never save any kids.
What it makes:
If you throw a Placid Raccoon, it turns into an Evil Raccoon. And then it will cut you.
You can also toss this little guy into a Fire and make some Raccoon Stew. You monster.