I live in a place that is hot and dry, and as it turns out, that’s a crappy combination when it comes to drunk people who are bursting with hot dogs setting off fireworks and other explosives. But that’s why we play video games, right?
Since fireworks are illegal in so many places, we decided to put together this quick video for you to help you celebrate digitally. You’re gonna have to figure out some other way to set yourself on fire. I’m thinking that the grill is your best bet.