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This edition of Craziest Commercials focuses on the continuing raditude of Nintendo 64 ads. Next week we'll take a look at Sega's place in the late-'90s console war. 


1) Vigilante 8

[embed:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBymzJjYJIU ]

I hoped this would happen to my school bus one day.

 

2) The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

[embed:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ47lIf05v0 ]

Majora's Mask's dark prophecy.

3) Biohazard Zero

[embed:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0sn6rRB9TQ ]

The world is a better place without this game.

4) Cross-Dressing

[embed:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pu_qz3iVAw ]

What the…what?

5) Star Fox 64

[embed:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkv_CDV44tI ]

Keep in mind that Nintendo endorsed this while you watch Sony and Sega torture Mario.

6) Battletanx

[embed:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXpmE2jx1_0 ]

Snuggles! Nooooo….

7) Perfect Dark

[embed:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78vy9Ap5EjU ]

Remember, children, the absolute future starts in 13 years.

8) Starcraft 64

[embed:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW8vBkKursE ]

See, all Saddam wanted was to win a Starcraft match….

9) Quitting Your Job

[embed:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0Tz-_hgwMw ]

Thanks for reaffirming stereotypes, Nintendo.

10) Conker's Bad Fur Day

[embed:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h53YZX39GXY ]

No words can describe the pain I endured while I looked for a working version of this abomination.

11) Excitebike 64

[embed:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G77DRV-uiXw ]

Excitebike is hardcore, man.

12) Super Mario 64

[embed:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqLurzrzero ]

I want to know how the trend of editing people into video-game commercials started.

13) Six Colors!

[embed:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gJqzGGgv9w ]

I didn't remember this commercial until I saw the last few seconds…. I'm sorry.

14) Mario Kart 64

[embed:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHpj0XWXezY ]

Mario Kart is serious business.

15) Pokemon Puzzle League

[embed:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWkOr4q8LUI ]

Can you spot the '90s Batman reference?