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Now that I’ve managed to entertain you, however so slightly, please read over the 2 paltry releases coming out this week.
Remember. Release dates are quite literally made at the whims of the publisher. The following are subject to change without any warning.
Coming This Week
Tuesday February 1, 2011
Rock Band Track Pack: Country 2 (Xbox 360, PS3, Wii)
For those of you who felt that Rock Band was just not country enough AND doesn’t have their consoles connected to the internet, Harmonix has heard your pleas. This track pack of 21 songs from artists like Dwight Yoakam, George Strait, Johnny Cash, Reba McEntire, Keith Urban, Lady Antebellum, and Shania Twain should keep you sated for a while.
Ultimate Battle of the Sexes (Wii)
Gender wars are about to get even uglier now that they have a new battleground! This mini-game collection pits two teams (theoretically one side men and the other women, but it’s not like it’s against the law not to follow that.) in a series of mini-games, some of which involves the Wii Balance Board, that will dispel all gender myths FOREVER!
Which to play, which to play? Oh the dilemmas I face every week. Guess I’ll just replay Dead Space 2 or something.
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