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Just when you didn't think knockoff LCD games could get any worse, another model surfaces from the mire of rotting copyright infringement. Internet comedian Stuart Ashen is dedicated to reviewing all the terrible games that he happens across and the Dot Matrix 5 is no different.
Cheap LCD games are often shaped like PlayStation Portables…for some reason. The Dot Matrix 5 looks like a bloated Nintendo DSi, complete with a bottom screen. Of course, that's just a sticker. Two LCDs going at one time would be pure madness.