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Until Apple’s keynote address starts tomorrow at 9AM PST, there are going to be non-stop rumors about which products will be unveiled. It’s becoming more clear what is going to be announced (iMacs, Mac minis, 17-inch MacBook Pros, DRM-free iTunes?), but there is always the chance that there will be a wild card.

The satirical news site The Onion has a great video mocking the Macworld product launch hype with its “MacBook Wheel” computer. This is classic stuff (“predictive sentence technology”), much better than that Simpsons spoof.

Watch it below:

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

We’ll be covering the Macworld keynote live tomorrow morning.

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