AT&T craps on T-Mobile, self, in FCC filing

Like the kid who beat you up at the bus stop because he felt bad about being obese, AT&T is a bully because it hates itself. At least that’s how the mobile giant appears in its enormous and unintentionally hilarious FCC filing, its first attempt at trying to convince regulators that acquiring T-Mobile will “promote, not diminish” competition among mobile carriers.

As first reported by Ars Technica, here are a few examples of how AT&T describes itself in an attempt to make it appear like the underdog who’s just trying to make it in the big ol’ mobile world:

  • “AT&T’s network-capacity challenges, however, are not just ‘looming’ a few years down the road—they are here today, the product of AT&T’s mobile broadband leadership and its need to support multiple generations of services.”
  • “In many markets where T-Mobile USA has spectrum, AT&T’s capacity constraints also prevent it from dedicating enough spectrum to launch LTE, deploy it optimally, or meet expected demand.”
  • “From a consumer’s perspective, the capacity constraints confronting these companies, if unaddressed, would translate into more dropped and blocked calls, slower speeds, and access to fewer and less advanced applications.”

And their friend T-Mobile? Surely it is better off?

  • “T-Mobile is not an important factor in AT&T’s competitive decision-making.”
  • “As a standalone company, however, T-Mobile USA would continue to face substantial commercial and spectrum-related challenges. It confronts increased competition from industry mavericks such as MetroPCS, Leap, and others; its percentage of US subscribers has been falling for nearly two years; and it has no clear path to LTE.”
  • “T-Mobile USA, in contrast to others, does not have a differentiated network position. T-Mobile USA has admitted that it suffered from its late transition to a 3G network, and unlike Sprint, which first promoted a 4G network, T-Mobile USA’s HSPA+ launch appears to have been lost among other carriers’ 4G messaging.”
  • “AT&T does not believe that T-Mobile USA has a particularly compelling portfolio of smartphone offerings as compared to AT&T, Verizon, and Sprint.”
  • “To the extent that T-Mobile USA’s prices are lower than those received by AT&T and Verizon Wireless for otherwise comparable subscribers, T-Mobile USA’s lower prices have not stimulated growth in its share of retail subscribers. This indicates that other aspects of T-Mobile USA’s service are in some way lacking.”

Ouch. Maybe $39 billion will smooth over things between the two of them.

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  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_UBXNUMNG4JY7ZNGHMXXZW3UMK4 SongM

    I know one thing–when this merger is a done deal, the moment AT&T raises my bill and drops service plan features this is one T-Mobile customer they will lose. I like having a cheaper plan from T-Mobile for my unlocked phone and practically no data limit. It's my understanding that AT&T doesn't give you any break on service plans for unlocked phones vs. those for their subsidized contract phones and I know their standard plans are expensive. My T-Mobile service (and T-Mobile's customer service) blow any comparable AT&T plans away while costing less money. T-Mobile also didn't participate in the warrantless wiretapping program (AKA selling out Americans' privacy for a nice fat government check). I'm hoping this merger gets derailed as it's genuinely bad for competition and consumers, but if it doesn't I don't intend to stay with AT&T while it reassembles Ma Bell for the wireless era.

  • Sneezerdoc

    The FCC would only approve this monopoly if att polishes their member.

  • http://profiles.google.com/gtmocamps Francisco Camps

    I'm with T-Mo because I can't stand AT&T and all their lies. If the merger goes through, I'm gone.

  • squeeg

    Their “lies?” Oh, the ones that EVERY carrier will tell you. This is the face of telephony today.

  • http://profiles.google.com/mark3859 Mark Pucka

    att sucks, tmo rules!

  • http://twitter.com/misterhoudini Challenger Dave

    Of course AT&T is going to talk crap to the FCC. They aren't good enough to grow their market share without buying up other companies, and of course their lucky/wise choice to do whatever it took to get the iPhone exclusivity for 3 1/2 years. I've signed a couple petitions already. I hope the deal isn't approved, and AT&T has to pay T-Mobile $3 billion. That will be a great day.

  • DanConti

    first I have bell-south mobile, then cingular and everything was smooth until AT&T got cingular, then everything went to hell prices bad customer service no to be fair they have the worst damed customer service in the market their call centers give a sh1t when you call then and try to explain the problems. T-mobile give me the freedom that I want i have family plan with everything included with not limit, by 4 phones and I paid this month 290 dollars,by the way this last moth at least 22 people on my office switch AT&T for T-mobile, Verizon and Sprint.If T-mobile is in such problems why these guys are going to pay 39 billions for someone that is going down, they are such good people?The answer is NOT they are NOT, they are the meanest cellular company with the worst plans and old comer to android and smart-phones.By the way AT&T, smart-phones and Androids were first presented to the market by Verizon (Iphone) and T-mobile (Dash), at that time you just were stuck with the old BB.One think is sure as soon as AT&T take over I will switch faster than a click.I hope that the FCC do not allow this charade. Dead to AT&T plans of ruining and destroying better companies than they are

  • savagenation

    Sounds like a jackpot of evidence for trial law firms looking to sue Multinationals on behalf of consumers or shareholders. So they're admitting they have an inferior product and are buying an inferior company? If so they should be sued by consumers and shareholders for consumer fraud and mismanagement. If not, they're outright lying to and thus should be prosecuted criminally by the Justice Department for perjury and defrauding the Federal Government and Taxpayers.

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