Thanks for the get-out-of-jail-free card, Google (video) February 17, 2012 3:03 PM J. O'Dell 0 And now, it’s time for a few tasteful jokes (and at least one tasteless one) about the week’s tech headlines. Here are the stories we highlighted this week: Former Sun CEO Jonathan Schwartz launched a startup focused on caregivers. Microsoft unveiled a social trend aggregator that reveals we’re all horrible people. We are all to blame for Foxconn-like factories, not just Apple. Facebook added verified accounts. Google’s acquisition from Motorola Mobility got a go-ahead from the EU and officials in the U.S.. Apple announced OS X Mountain Lion. Nevada passed a law approving self-driving cars. Most of us are a bit terrified of living without a mobile device.