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Are you ready to unleash the power of the Pyramid?
Our good pals at micro-cap regional paper and office supply company Dunder Mifflin have just taken the wraps off their latest offering, the Sabre Pyramid, a tablet to end all tablets.
Weighing in at a husky three pounds, this triangular titan comes with chic accessories, including a battery pack and memory booster (which should help to supplement the device’s “50L” of onboard memory).
While some may scoff at the tablet’s potentially painful form factor and ludicrous specs that wouldn’t satisfy an infant, we’re sure it will perform about as well as any of the other non-iPad tablets on the market right now. Barring that, it will surely make for an effective and conversation-sparking doorstop.
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