South by Southwest Interactive, the legendary and never-too-crowded festival for all things web-related, is upon us. Here’s a list-slash-map of all the big parties you’ll want to go to, courtesy of our friends at Hasai.

We toyed with the idea of constructing some controversial or retrospective commentary about SXSW pre-show, but truth be told, we’re too busy preparing for panels, scheduling meetings, doing research on interviewees, and packing our bags full of comfortable shoes and aspirin.

So, with that, enjoy the map/schedule, and we’ll see you in Austin at TechKaraoke… or Startup Ping Pong… or the Robot Biergarten… or the Pinterest Thunderdome Deathmatch Arena…

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